peroids:

peroids:

Butts or Boobs???

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(Source: amazign, via distraction)

bexyrex:

#ABeautifulMess

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

(via pizza)

paintdeath:

Anthony Gormley
First attempt. Needs to be cleaned up a bit but I think I did pretty good

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

(via hotboyproblems)

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

(via encourage)

i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon, via unescapable)

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

(via measurable)